Person Vivica Fox
If you're looking for a new spring 'do, Vivica Fox can help.
The D-list actress is set to release a line of wigs, which she even models herself in a variety of unintentionally hilarious photos (see them at thegloss.com).
We're all for fierce women turning themselves into brands, but we just can't back this hot mess. J.Lo would never peddle weaves.
Place Disneyland
The happiest place on earth? Not exactly.
Disneyland Paris came under fire this week after a British woman revealed she was turned away from the park for wearing a dress that was "too pretty" (she had dressed up for her daughter's birthday).
She said that staffers told her she could be mistaken for a Disney Princess and would have to change if she wanted to enter.
Sheesh, talk about backhanded compliments.
Thing Hello Kitty wine
Do you love drinking, but find wine is just too sophisticated for you?
Try this: Cutesy Hello Kitty now has her own brand of tipple.
"In her 35 years of existence, [Hello Kitty]has crossed over … to being a brand for children and adults alike," a spokesman said in response to such questions as "Why?" and "Huh?"
Hold up - Hello Kitty is 35? We need a drink.