PERSON THE QUEEN
File this one under S for stating the obvious: Vogue U.K. has declared Queen Elizabeth the most glamorous woman in the world.
We're glad that matching gloves to hats for decades has finally gotten the super-cute monarch some style cred. But then, if Helen Mirren played you in a movie, it's clear you've got the whole glamour thing worked out.
PLACE BUTCH BAKERY
If you love cupcakes but the shame of eating something so adorable is just too much for you, help has arrived. New York's Butch Bakery has made it its mission to "apply a masculine aesthetic to [the]traditionally cute product." This means baby cakes flavoured with boozy ingredients and decked out in camouflage print. Um, cheers?
THING BITE SILVERWARE
Also in the kitchen, designer Mark Reigelman says he's produced his funky Bite silverware - which literally looks bitten - in an effort to help raise awareness of worldwide epidemics such as starvation and obesity.
Personally, we're reminded of Viktor & Rolf's holey tulle gowns from spring 2010. Think of it as couture via Crate & Barrel.