Sacha Baron Cohen
The hottest thing on the spring 2009 runways? Sacha Baron Cohen, the wacky actor who made Borat a household name. His latest alter ego, fashion reporter Bruno, stormed a runway in Milan last week (sporting an ensemble randomly accessorized with a boot). This week, he stayed seated for Stella McCartney's show in Paris, although "with his red thong clearly visible above his jeans ... [he]sucked Tampax, clapped along to the music and generally disgruntled the front row," British Vogue reports. Please tell me a photo of Anna Wintour's face reacting to all this exists. Please.
Playboy Mansion
The economic madness has gone too far! The London Telegraph reported that even the Playboy empire is suffering, and that Hugh Hefner "has been advised to cut back on staff." Does this mean Bunnies will be sent scampering? What's next - a cap on implants?
Reconciliations
Three cheers for making it work. Although their camps have issued denials, it appears at least two celebrity couples are giving love a second chance. Funny folks Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman were spotted holding hands last weekend, and Salma Hayek has been spotted getting friendly with billionaire ex François-Henri Pinault. Hey, if Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth can do it, anything is possible.