DAKOTA FANNING
Thank you, Dakota Fanning, 14, for dressing in an age-appropriate manner while promoting your latest films, Hounddog and The Secret Life of Bees. Thank you for not dressing like a 40-year-old MILF or a 19-year-old streetwalker or a four-year-old kindergarten student (no more rompers!). And for not posing half-naked. You look, simply put, lovely. Please stay that way.
GERMANY
Word came out this week that Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and brood packed up and left their French chateau for a German villa. Official word is that the clan moved so Pitt can film Quentin Tarantino's Second World War film Inglorious Bastards. But we're willing to bet it has to do with a little party: Oktoberfest. They have six kids! They deserve a beer or two.
WONDERBRA COLLECTION
Why do the British insist on
keeping the best lingerie for themselves? First they hogged Agent Provocateur for years. Now they're getting Dita Von Teese's collection for WonderBra, which consists of bras, panties, garters and other naughty but nice frilly things based on her own collection of vintage pieces. You can keep those lame Kate Moss collections; just let us have the sexy stuff.