Person
Lindsay Lohan
Sigh. So this is what it's come to for Lindsay Lohan, who was once, lest we forget, a promising young actress. She unveiled her latest project this week: a line of leggings. Yes, the same barely-in-style article of clothing that she is ridiculed for wearing everywhere. The line is called 6126, which could refer to the number of Red Bull vodkas she had last year, the number of film producers that will never work with her again or the number of seconds left until we truly stop caring.
Place
Miami
It was a battle of the mesmerizing males in Miami this week. First up: John Mayer won over Jennifer Aniston, persuading her to canoodle with him in a hotel pool. His competitor, Karl Lagerfeld, convinced fashionistas to drop thousands of dollars on "resort wear" as he unveiled the latest Chanel cruise collection. Both newsworthy events, but just imagine if the boys had switched places ...
Thing
Drag
Now that America's Next Top Model is finished, we eagerly await RuPaul's Drag Race, a just announced reality show hosted by the nineties icon that aims to find America's next superstar drag queen. Like ANTM, it will undoubtedly feature catfights, garish makeup, short skirts and lots of leg. But this time to a sassy soundtrack!