JEAN PAUL GAULTIER
Jean Paul Gaultier is the enfant terrible who dressed Madonna in a cone bra and often shocks with his unconventional models, so it is disappointing that his limited-edition bottle for Evian is freakin' boring. Elegant, yes. (It has crisp blue letters on a bright white cylinder.) But where's the edge? Sigh. I guess everyone grows up at some point.
SNAKE SPA
A spa in northern Israel made news this week because of its unusual massage practitioners: snakes. Yes, book a massage appointment and you'll be treated to six non-venomous snakes slithering across your naked body. "One old lady said it was soothing, like a cold compress," owner Ada Barak said. Really? Then why not just use a cold compress?
BODY SUITS
Celebrities have it so good. Not only do they have a team of professionals to make them look gorgeous, they get to flaunt their hot bods in ways mere mortals can only dream of. Take the trend toward body suits. Madonna sports one to show off her killer quads on stage. Rhianna was spotted in one this week. Beyoncé shakes it in a black one in her Single Ladies video. But just trying wearing one to the PTA meeting.