DON DRAPER
Oh, Don Draper, you may be imaginary, but your style is the real deal. The Mad Men look has been percolating since your show first aired, but this season it is impossible to avoid your dapper taste. That grey suit driving the guys to Banana Republic - totally you. The slick hairstyle taking over offices across North America (and inspiring Internet discussion boards) - all yours. Heck, even the ladies are squeezing into the sort of shapely dresses you frequently tear off. Speaking of, let's just hope your sleazy ways don't catch on.
AIR CANADA CENTRE
It's the Leafs versus the Habs at the ACC in Toronto tonight. Yes, in case you hadn't heard, hockey is back (with a new theme song, to boot). And so are the Raptors and basketball. And arguments over the remote control and the fact that you promised that if I let you subscribe to the super sports cable package, you would change the cat litter pan.
JIMMY CHOO GLASSES
Get ready for a new fashion turf war! Jimmy Choo, famous for shoes, is launching a line of ophthalmic frames and sunglasses. The eyewear will compete against other high-end spectacles from fashion lines such as Chanel, Versace and Dior. Oooh ... imagine that as a real cage match: Donatella sinking her nails into Lagerfeld while he frantically tries to beat her off with his fan. Priceless.