PERSON MOLLY RINGWALD
Redheads haven't been getting much love lately: Witness M.I.A.'s ginger-annihilating new video, Born Free - if you dare. So we're delighted to tip our hat to the flame-haired and lovely as ever Molly Ringwald.
Somewhere along the line, John Hughes's favourite girl had three kids and turned 40. Now, she has put her decades of wit and wisdom into a fab new self-help book called Getting The Pretty Back. Take that, M.I.A.
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PLACE JOHNNY DEPP'S YACHT
If, like ours, your summer plans are not yet solidified, may we suggest a jaunt on Johnny Depp's yacht?
Yes, you can rent the fancy boat designed by the Hot Hatter himself - and with only two catches. One: The goateed one will not make an appearance, shirtless or otherwise. Two: It'll set you back $130,000 for one week.
Johnny, we'll pay that to lounge on a velvet couch you've previously enjoyed any day.
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THING HOLLYWOOD AUCTION
If JD's yacht is too rich for your blood, there's another way to get a piece of Depp: the Profiles in History Hollywood auction.
Slated to be held next month, the online auction includes authentic, super-coveted movie memorabilia including Marilyn Monroe's iconic pink dress from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Depp's scissor hands from Edward Scissorhands.
Just think, you can make all your money back by giving haircuts in your yard.